On Apr 16, 4:37 pm, "android" <androidx...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Ted" <nospamfor...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > Parody of Cartoon Brew; sub section parodies John K blog:
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> >http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/animation-website.php?page=2
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> > "Guest Commentary: Why All Modern Animation Sucks
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> > Back when I was making Ren and Stimpy , everyone came up to me and
said,
> > "Your show is the coolest thing I've ever seen!" and I
> > agreed with them. This is why every show that came
after
> > mine was a total Ren and Stimpy rip-off. In some ways
> > it's a little lonely to have produced the only good piece of
> > animation since Huckleberry Hound went off of the air. The real
> > problem with regular cartoons these days is that they
> > are written by writers ! How crazy is that? I mean,
are
> > paintings written? Back when I had an animation studio
> > and wasn't living out of my friend's car, I made sure that all
> > of my cartoonists were either illiterate or had severe dyslexia.
> > I'd be damned if anyone was going to let foul
> > non-pictures stink up my cartoon! I also made it so no
> > words could be used for communication in the Spumco offices. This
> > tied up production quite a bit, and made an eleven-minute
> > cartoon take up to 18 months to produce, but it's the
> > reason all five episodes of Ren and Stimpy I worked on
> > are such classics. But today, I have a different topic,
> > so please see my last nine updates if you want to read what's wrong
with
> > the concept of "writing" a cartoon. As if you need me
to
> > tell you.
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> > If you want to know what made Ren and Stimpy so amazing, it's
> > that I followed the principles of classic animation. This is not
> > just a good way to make cartoons. This is the only way
> > to make cartoons. And if I wasn't so "controversial"
and
> > could actually get a job making cartoons again, I
would
> > make sure that my crew would work just like it was 1942
> > - and that means no dames! Well, except for all of the 18 year-old
girl
> > animators I recruit right out of high school who really
> > look up to me and don't mind that I'm 50!
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> > Let's take a look at some examples of great and bad animation:
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> > Look at this. Amazing composition, killer poses, and
> > great color design. Someone frame this and put it in
The
> > Smithsonian!
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> > Blech. Some people consider this series a "classic." I
> > consider them to be "retarded." Awful, just awful.
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> > Look at this playful exaggeration of features! They
> > really don't draw characters like this anymore! Why
not?
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> > If Cartoon Network still let me in their building, I
> > would tell them what garbage this is. I just threw up.
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> > Shameful. I've had beer ****s that looked better than this.
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> > Yipes! Can you believe they let this stuff on TV?!
It's
> > far, far, too good for that. God, do I miss the 60s.
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> > That's all for today, kids. Look out for my next update where I'll
> > give you the storylines to cartoons I would make if someone
> > would just hire me! As for now, this plasma isn't
going
> > to donate itself! "
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> at first I was
surprisedhttp://click.adultsingles.com/partner/click.asp?id=72473&site=ads&typ...
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> honestly i THINK it's wrong- Hide quoted text -
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You need to click on the "x" upper right hand corner, those pop ups do
well, pop up. Get a free blocker if possible or check your settings,I
have a blocker, although that has to do with the Kapersky anti-
hacker..)
As to the site proper, I hate (mainly that's my highest sentiment,
aside from a benefit of the doiubt) the attack inclduing the now
classic "18 year old girls" (referrign to cartoonist Katie Rice,over
18 by now) work for me..sheesh.
It's a pardoy. But a SCATHING one. And John is right, he needs to be
on Nickelodoen. Are they friends agains??(DUH!)
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