Re: [H]You Wake Up II, A Really Compromising Position

Richard Hudson wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:58:47 -0800 (PST), heretic
> <htgriffin@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 
>> You wake up.
>>
>> In Bed.
>>
>> You recall agreeing to something that sounded like a good idea at the
>> time.
>>
>> You notice the lack of clothing... and the suprisingly comfortable
>> fetters binding you to a solid bedframe... and feel somewhat obliged
>> to wonder exactly what you were thinking.
>>
>> Then one of the below walks in wearing a key on a necklace, a smile,
>> and... well you get the picture:
>>
>> Sir Integra Fairbrook Winegates Hellsing (Hellsing)
> 
> If Alucard is there, beg for my life. If not, enjoy it. She's probably
> very ***** and fustrated and the *** will be hot and heavy.
> 
> 
>> Azula of the Fire Nation (A:tLA)
> 
> Beg for my life. Explain the age of consent laws in this country. 
> 
> 
>> Mizuno Ami (BSSM)
> 
> Enjoy it. My dreams have come true. I can now die a happy man
> reguardless of what ever else happens in my life.
> 
> 
> 
>> Evangeline McDowell (Negima)
>  
> Dunno her.
> 
>> Urd (A!MG)
> 
> Ask her to be gentle. Let her do all of the work, enjoy it.
> 
>> Ophilia (Claymore)
> Don't know her.
> 
>> Kusanagi Motoko (GitS)
> Same as Urd/
> 
>> Saya (or Diva, the lighting's not quite good enough to tell) (Blood +)
> Pray that it's Saya. If it's Diva, pray that she doesnt suck my blood
> and kill me. Scream for mercy.
> 
> If all else fails, enjoy live as a Chevalier. It's not a bad life.
> 
>> May Hoskins (Gunsmith Cats)
> 
> 
> Ask if she has ID. If she does, enjoy it!
> 
> 
>> Chloe (Noir)
> Ask her why she is there. If it's just for fun, enjoy the ***. If
> she's there to kill me afterwards, at least I have a last roll in the
> hay before I die.
> 
> 
>> Ayanami Rei (NGE)
> 
> Give the **** girl a hub. tell her to be more assertive. Keep talking
> until I can break loose. Use the safeword. Be gentle. Ke kind. try to
> escape.
> 
> 
>> Hakubi Washuu (TM!)
> 
> Tell her that I will only do it with her adult form. Otherwise
> threaten to tell Tenchi about what she's about to do and tell her that
> Tenchi would never forgive her.
> 
> 
>> Cologne (R1/2)
>>
> 
> Tell her that due to a rare condition, I cannot achieve an erection
> unless I drink at least a gallon of orange juice sweetened with at
> least 5 pounds of sugar. Drink ALL OF IT.
> 
> Eventually, I will either do into a diabetic coma or die.
> 
> Either way, sweet blessed escape from the pain
> 
> 
> How about the same game with these ladies.
> 
> Rukia Kushki(Bleach)

	Pray that Byakuya doesn't find out.  *Really* pray that Ichigo doesn't 
find out.  Hope she doesn't draw me any diagrams.  Lay back and enjoy it.

> Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)

	"Look, Rei, we both know I'm not the one you *really* want.  But if 
you're still lonely in a few years, look me up, we'll talk."

> Blackfire (Teen titans)

	Try very hard to stay on her good side, look for a chance to escape.

> Lady Une (Gundam Wing)

	"Okay, rule one:  NO GL*****!"

> Auska (Eva)

	Talk her into cutting me loose, give her a hug, try to boost her 
self-esteem a bit.  Try to steer her in ****nji's direction without being 
obvious.

> Karinka (Steel Angel Kurumi)

	Before or after her attitude adjustment?  After, I'm cool.  Before... 
I'm dead.  Slowly and painfully.

> Skuld (OMG!)

	If it's Grown-Up Skuld, great.
	If it's canonical-age Skuld... pray that Belldandy will be merciful.

> Natsumi Tsujimoto (You're under Arrest)

	Sign up for Terminator-grade skeletal reinforcement.

> Maggie Mui(Read or Die)

	...we'd probably end up talking about books.  Which would be a shame, 
b/c Maggie's quite pretty, and more than a little lonely.

> Flay Allister (Gundam Seed)

	Sign us both up for counseling.

> Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)

	"Washuu!!  THIS ISN'T FUNNY!  Just because I told you adult-body only..."

> Nuku (Catgirl Nuku Nuku)

	She's cute, but just too childish.  Have her look me up in a few years.

> Misa (Death Note). (She still has her DeathNote)

	Give her a false name-- no, she has ****nigami Eyes, that won't work. 
Okay, lay back, agree with everything she says, and look for a way to 
get the Note away from her.  Try to find some way to make Rem an ally.